-want to do something with people

-parents can’t 

-friends don’t have anything planned

-fuck it i didn’t want to things anyways

Posted 2 hours ago at 10:56 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014

doodlewe:

cadaverselfie:

orlesianscum:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

i can’t stop laughing cuz it sounds mean but ngl it’s 10000% accurate

yeah seriously. you’ll think that everyone is watching you and making fun of you but literally no one gives a shit unless you do something totally ridiculous or get in their personal space.

why couldn’t i have seen this last year?

Im going to post the same advice I gave my little cousin his freshmen year. Im a serious introvert nerd, and i know he is almost just like me (which is REALLY different from our family, who are into sports and parties.)

High school is a prison sentence. You’ve done nothing wrong, but youre going to be punished anyways. You’re trapped there with hundreds of other people who don’t want to be there either, and many of them will be assholes.

Find someone who nerds out about the same things as you and cling to them for dear life, because sometimes that’s the only thing that will keep you sane.

Shower, wear deodorant, don’t be a dick, and if ANYONE tells you its the best four years of your life: STAY AWAY FROM THEM because they are a lying sack of crap. It will be over soon.

Posted 3 hours ago at 9:53 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 33,844 notes
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smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

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Posted 3 hours ago at 9:42 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 74,327 notes
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$17,000 of pyrotechnics

i feel like that should be a cah white card


Captain Janeway in palette #51 for theadmiralscoffee

Captain Janeway in palette #51 for theadmiralscoffee

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Posted 4 hours ago at 8:57 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 224 notes
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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

Posted 4 hours ago at 8:56 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 17,148 notes

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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Posted 4 hours ago at 8:55 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 129,504 notes
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darowen:



Dr. Geiszler thought he had taken all the necessary precautions executing his plan: Pilfer Gottlieb’s Snacks. He would Deny Everything as the X-FIles had taught him. He would remember to remove his gloves before contaminating the food this time. However, despite his best efforts to remain subtle, there was always that one particular detail he would overlook.
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darowen:

Dr. Geiszler thought he had taken all the necessary precautions executing his plan: Pilfer Gottlieb’s Snacks. He would Deny Everything as the X-FIles had taught him. He would remember to remove his gloves before contaminating the food this time. However, despite his best efforts to remain subtle, there was always that one particular detail he would overlook.

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Posted 4 hours ago at 8:49 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 304 notes
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whoa

where did the hipsters go

Posted 4 hours ago at 8:48 pm on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 with 1 note
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